fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

tomlinswell:

Wait what happened under that piano

holy-dildo:

death noot

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

laheyz:

teen wolf meme » one female character

 kira yukimura

sburban:

THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP

YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD

BUT THAT ONE

FUCKING

SHIP

MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

fm:

this tumblr holiday thing is getting out of hand

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